How do you keep your ass and bussy so damn smooth? Definitely don't want tips or anything ;)

A 5-blade vanus razor, a decent aftershave gel and shave cream, and a whole lot of patience. Helps to be flexible and not have arthritis.

I'd love to keep it smooth and hairless for ever, but sometimes you can't keep it up and hair grows more than you want it to (I'm at that point rn) but eventually I always shave